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BRANDON BROWN |
Materiel Benefits of H
I’m comping at the bit as part of
a thesis.
The thesis hagiographizes the
letter H.
If you hearken to my thesis, my thesis will hearken to you.
Once I sat at the side of a pond,
Hearing the heavens hurtle thunder here and fro,
I sat and hailed the splendid work of nature.
The whole time my retirement swelled.
Having handsome hottie by my hip
I had to hallelujah
But my happy hoots were overhearty,
boo-hoo
And I stirred a duck from hie its
hidden nest.
The duck paddled out and danced with money.
The duck and its partner and even the pond were all money.
I did not think the duck looked tasty.
My thesis started getting nervous.
I eared the events turtle under
ears and rows,
I sat and ailed the splendid work of nature.
My whole consciousness became the space between the ts
In bottle, REALITY CHECK
A Sort Of Defense Of H
A poneme lost irrevocably neverteless records its life’s work and te record
remains on te record as traumatized ortograpy.
An acrid spirit is roug
pneumatics. Tus
will orrible grammarians syntax teir
day:
is it proper to pure aspirate at te beginning of omo, i.e., te uman? Tis gets te
goat of guys, te wise ones; tey’re
concerned wit umans, not produced
pronunciation rules.
But still spelling is rater bewitcing. Takes old and’s toug to lose irrevocably.
Tat
is it’s like it’s as a scar of pure aspiration, from were te witces cast teir cruel
eirlooms and exes—wen I say
“cast” I also mean it’s fixed.
A poneme is and is not like a coin
tat blares its mottoes. A coin tat blares its
mottoes gets tattered, moves to getto. A tattered getto
begs coins from rulers
blaring mottoes. But unlike ponemes, wit coins, you’re able to ave
tree cubic
acres and go swimming in tem. But like
coins, wen a poneme
disappears you
talk about te times it ad
not disappeared wit tick regret.
Tis is not simply an instance of te epistemological “wat is te poneme
in question
as suc” nor te ontological
“wat is te poneme in question as suc,” but bot.
Because of tis, te
defense wises to trow a birtday
party for te poneme in
question, since eac day it seems to be recited from te bowels of ell.
Tat is, it’s
like te poenix
or a magic duck, rising from te ases.
Administrative
Assistant
This is not the profession I was trained for. Back in the bogs,
I meant to assume the family business
of chasing after certain animals
of which only one lived in the
entire universe—
Literally unique so I can’t give you an example—
Of which some other human had gone the length
Of declaring the animal an enemy, but lacked perhaps legs
(Never funds)
to hire out for the finding,
hunting, and annihilating the beast
(example: there was a cheetah on a verandah who…chomped leg… made fillet
mignon out of… despite ecological concer… funded …
bounty hunter … just cut
through the fucking rain forest and found it …
submit receipts to the foundation
for reimbursement)
That’s where I come in
It’s like that part of the Odyssey where everybody gets
all freaked out by singing
ladies
Ring that happy tune of money getting ready to boogie and I
get ready to boogie
Boogie out of the bog and onto the pathways where
especially hated individual animals roam
Some boar who gored Prince Blah Blah
of Blahland
The boogie’s in my bones
In the rain forest
Don’t be surprised that many of us are fond of recreational
drug use
It’s what they term a difficult and dangerous job
Totally
on the top ten stressful jobs list
Administrative assistant to incapable purveyors of
vengeance
Top
Ten Stressful Jobs List
1. Inner city HS teacher
2. Police Officer
3. Miner
4. Air Traffic
Controller
5. Medical Intern
6. Stockbroker
7. Journalist
8. Customer Service /
Complaint Worker
9. Waiter
10. Administrative
Assistant to Mad, Rich, Incapable purveyors of vengeance
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